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    Name:KyBu's only Legal American Fan
    Birthdate:1985-07-15
    Location:Easton, Pennsylvania, United States
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    "The Oh-two pitch, SWING AND A MISS! Struck him out!
    The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 WORLD CHAMPIONS OF BASEBALL!!!!
    Brad Lidge does it again, stays perfect for the 2008 season!" -- Harry Kalas 1936-2009


    Manda. Twenty-Three. Girl. Easton, PA Born and Raised. Public Journal. Taken. Roleplayer. Smoker. Tell It Like It is. Self Proclaimed Bitch. Going To Hell. Unhealthy Obsession with Alton Brown. Good Eats Watcher. Spikey Brown And Pink Hair. Eyes Sometimes Blue, Sometimes Green, Sometimes Brown. Colored Contacts. Make up Whore. Baseball Fan. Football Fan. Hockey Fan. NASCAR Fan. Fanfiction Writer. Slash Writer. House Fan. Addicted to Aim.



    Roleplaying. AIM. Hockey. Flyers. Brian Boucher. Alex Tanguay. Jon Sim. Joni Pitkanen. Baseball. Phillies. Nationals. IronPigs. Mike Lieberthal. Randy Wolf. Richie Harden. Ryan Howard. Chase Utley. Brad Lidge. Brian Schneider. NASCAR. Kyle Busch. Kurt Busch. Brian Vickers. Ryan Newman. AJ Allmendinger. Hermie Sadler. Reed Sorenson. Newport Regular's. Vanilla Coke. Absolute Vanilla. Vodka. Green Apple Martinis. Yuengling Lager. Miller Light. M&M's..



    DALE EARNHARDT JUNIOR. Jeff Gordon. Casey Mears. Jimmie Johnson. Chad Knaus. New York Yankees. Houston Astros. Florida Marlins. New York Mets. New Jersey Devils. New York Rangers. Buffalo Sabres. Pittsburgh Penguins. SIDNEY CROSBY. Red Bull. Mountain Dew. Pepsi Vanillia. Drama. Drama Queens. Bad icons. Back Stabbing Bitches.



    "Most all good Americans hate the Yankees. It is a value that we cherish and pass along to our children, like decency and democracy and the importance of a good breakfast . . . Yankee haters, arise!" - William B. Mead, The Official New York Yankees Hater's Handbook

    [info]panda_check: I'm sick of the new NHL. I want hard hitting, bone crushing, play until you're bleeding so badly you can't see, hockey. Not this... watered down, Jonestown kool-aid version Bettman is spoon feeding us.

    [info]panda_check (To Pat Burrel after he made a half decent catch): It's okay Pat! You're STILL a douchebag!

    Kyle Busch: I don't think I've ever really thought about what goes through my mind.

    Kyle Busch: What the FUCK is wrong with this thing!?

    Kyle Busch: This truck is a bucket of SHIT.

    Ricky Viers: How's it feel to be in the WWE?
    AJ Allmendinger: I feel like the Rock dropped The People's Elbow on me, Stone Cold did the Stunner, and now I'm waiting for Trish Stratus to come make love with me.

    Me: You know what my phone smells like? New carpet.
    Amanda: Lemme see that thing... *takes it and smells it* No. You know what I think it smells like?
    Roxanne: Greg Biffle?

    [info]panda_check: Nothing quite like cannibalism in the morning!
    [info]nymn3d: Gotta love the taste of a human for breakfast.
    [info]panda_check: Seriously! The only bacon you need is a cop!

    [info]panda_check: Kirky, am I pretty/attractive?
    [info]: attractivness for a lot of people takes into account a lot of stuff. You're biggest appealing trait is how fun you are to be around and how laid back you can be, but also the fact that you could probably beat someone with a crowbar if the need arised

    [info]:ahh i'm watching gay porn and the popes funeral is on above me
    [info]:I'M GOING TO HELL
    [info]panda_check: hahahaha!
    [info]panda_check: We'll party together!
    [info]: okay thats it the popes service is going off
    [info]: i do not need his dead body looking at me and makign me feel guilty


    [info]houseofknaus Look! Tony Stewart's got a handful of Casey Mears ass!
    [info]panda_check Holy shit! He's got a handful of Casey's ass like I want a handful of Tony Stewart...VOCE'S ass.
    [info]houseofknaus HAHAH! You said you wanted a handful of Pudge's ass!


    [info]panda_check: BIG GAY BEN HAS BIG GAY STDS!
    [info]poisonavery: Flag on Ben Roethlisberger for being a Douche Bag.
    [info] Except it's a big gay rainbow flag.


    Stewie: So, is there any tread left on that tire, or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?





    LOVEBARS

    Irish Girls are Love


    World Series Champions Love.
    Philadelphia Phillies are World Phuckin' Champions Love.

    Calder Cup Champions Love.
    Phantoms are Calder Fucking Cup Champions Love.


    Kyle Busch is Sweet Talkin', Sugar Coated Candyman, Love



    Brian Vickers is Red Bull and Vodka, and Gettin' Down In The Rain, Love



    AJ Allmendinger is Bringin' Sexy Back, Love



    Brian Boucher is 332.01 Minutes of Shutout Time, Love


    Mike & Randy Will Always Be Phillies Catcher/Pitcher Cali-Boy, Love


    Brian Boucher is always a Flyer at heart.

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    [info]panda_ic0ns : My icon community, yet to get off the ground.
    [info]panda_fics : My ficcing community. Nascar, Baseball, and Hockey slash and het.
    Maker @ [info]ridinxdirty NASCAR Icons.
    Maker & Mod @ [info]abj_graphics: Anyone But Junior Graphics.





    MY HERO
    Foo Fighters


    Too alarming now to talk about
    Take your picture down and shake it out
    Truth or consequence, say it aloud
    Use that evidence, race it around

    There goes my hero
    Watch him as he goes
    There goes my hero
    He's ordinary

    Dont the best of them bleed it out
    While the rest of them peter out
    Truth or consequence, say it aloud
    Use that evidence, race it around

    There goes my hero
    Watch him as he goes
    There goes my hero
    He's ordinary


    Kudos my hero, leaving all the best
    You know my hero, the one thats on

    There goes my hero
    Watch him as he goes
    There goes my hero
    He's ordinary







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    Userinfo text headers provided by [info]impressively
    Mythbusters Mood Theme compliments of [info]sweet_disdain
    Sex And The City Mood Theme compliments of [info]crackified
    Some Kyle Busch pictures in my graphics are borrowed from Russian Race Girl
    Some Phillies pictures used in my graphics are borrowed from [info]stolentruths
    Some patterns from [info]zinzibar
    Some brushes from [info]_iconographer
    Layout CSS borrowed from [info]snubbly and edited/changed by [info]panda_check
    Header texture from [info]deliriumblaze
    Tiny Icons by: FamFamFam





    Voiceover: Once upon a mid-morn dreary, as I pondered with eyes quite bleary,
    Over many a curious volume of culinary lore,
    On a latte I was sucking, and yet suddenly there came a clucking,
    As if some salesman were a-mucking, mucking about my kitchen door.

    Alton Brown: 'Tis some salesman. Only this, nothing more.

    Voiceover: And yet presently the noise repeated. So I hollered, no longer seated.

    Alton Brown: Beat it, pesky husker, mucking about my kitchen door.
    At my business I'm now working, so my chain you'd best stop jerking.

    Voiceover: Then throwing wide the kitchen door, I found there a chicken and nothing more.

    Alton Brown: Eeeh.

    Voiceover: Leapt a back I then with a stutter, as the phantom bird did with
    a flutter
    Mount the folk-art bust of Julia Child there upon my kitchen floor.
    Perched and sat and nothing more.

    Then the palled poultry most perplexing did set my meager mind to guessing ...

    Alton Brown: From whence did you come to perch upon the bust of Julia on my
    kitchen floor?

    Quoth the chicken,

    Chicken: Fry some more.

    Voiceover: As certain as my heart is ticking, I'm certain no living chicken
    Has ever so clearly commanded a living cook before
    With an utterance so clear and shocking that even I could not ignore.
    Quoth the chicken,

    Chicken: Fry some more.

    Voiceover: Then thought I, perhaps she's on to something.
    For too long now I have been supping
    On feed incapable of nourishing my anguished soul.
    Perhaps some truly good eats my hungry soul could restore.
    Quoth the chicken,

    Chicken: Fry some more.
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    Forks Elementary School - Easton, PA
    Easton Area Middle School - Easton, PA (1996 - 1998)
    Shawnee Intermediate School - Easton, PA (1998 - 1999)
    Easton Area High School - Easton, PA (1999 - 2003)
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